King Tut -- MISSING!!!
Well, not really. But it's a pretty funny pic of Winona Rider leaving LAX yesterday in a bundle of clothes, partially blocking her face with a King Tut pamphlet.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tommy Lee Jones: No Money For Old Men
Tommy Lee Jones is suing the makers of "No Country for Old Men" for $10 mil, but not because of that horrible ending.
Jones says he was promised "significant box-office bonuses" and claims he hasn't received any.
In the lawsuit, Tommy says Paramount Pictures paid a reduced upfront fee for him to be apart of the film -- but says the studio needs to shell out a hell of a lot more dough -- now that the film is an Oscar winning hit.
Calls to Paramount have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Solange and Good Riddance!
Looking like the unfortunate result of a gene splicing experiment between an emu, a jellyfish and a Christmas tree, Solange's sense of style terrorized Fashion Rocks last night in NYC.
Perhaps this is from the new "Look at me!" line from the House of Dereon.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
McCarthy: The Balls Are in Your Court
Jenny McCarthy has tortured men's testicles for years.
Here's another example.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
Prince Von A-Hole: Abreast of His Afterlife
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. 
The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch
Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler. 
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton
Dupri Shoots Blanks -- Everyone Lives
Jermaine Dupri held a VMA pre-party last night.
No shots were fired.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
9021Oh Snap!
Shannen Doherty asked for an honest opinion about the new "90210" and our photog gave her an honest answer.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Rampage -- Ask At Your Own Risk
Rampage -- the UFC fighter who went on a....rampage recently ain't the guy you want to mess with.
The guy who led cops on a high speed chase, striking cars and almost killing pedestrians along the way, left Opera last night and our camera guy made what could have been the biggest mistake of his life -- asking the dude about anything.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Now PETA's Got Beef With....
...the American Cancer Society!?! WTF?!
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a group with wayyy too much time on their hands, is now going after the American Cancer Society ... for trying to fight cancer -- in humans!
After the ACS went after Michael Jordan for smoking during a softball game earlier this week, the folks at PETA, who obviously couldn't stand to see another organization get attention, released a strongly worded letter of their own -- attacking the people dedicated to helping actual, living Homo sapiens.
Here's the statement: "The ACS needs to get its own act together before it calls a foul on Michael Jordan." See, PETA claims the folks at the ACS are hypocrites because they have fundraisers where they serve "cancer-linked" foods -- and by cancer-linked they mean dead animal, like beef.
Imagine how screwed the Muscular Dystrophy Association's gonna be when PETA finds out Jerry Lewis had a steak once.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Celebrity Feuds, Fights
Can You Name That Jackson?!
What the hell happened to Janet Jackson?!
Oh, wait. La Toya Jackson looks absolutely amazing!
The 52-year-old kook should wear Janet's brown wig more often.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Janet Jackson, Nurse!
Cop Comes Out with His Hands Up ... and Dances!
Check out New York's finest at its worst.
We're sure the boys in blue will be so proud of this guy -- retired NYPD officer-turned-movie producer Bob DeBrino. Isn't flashing a badge a crime when you're not an active cop?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Drunky to "Twilight" Hunk: Suck My Face!
Robert Pattinson plays a bloodsucker in "Twilight," but all one random drunk girl wanted to do with him last night was suck face.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Lil' Racist, Homophobic Schmuck
Struggling to keep his eyes open, a trashed Lil' Wayne spewed some serious hate language in NY last night when he noticed one of the photographers trying to get a shot of him was a black guy.
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